Yes, that's right, it's a brand new section devoted entirely to the physically and mentally unfit president of Russia, Boris Yeltzin. The idea for this section came from a Sunday lunch with Dave Turner. He had roast lamb with roast potatoes, and I had steak and mushroom pie with peas and chips. I chose on this occasion to have gravy. We also shared a combo as a starter, and were served by a young lady who had a speech impediment exactly like Clarice Starling from The Silence of the Lambs. None of this, however, detracts from the point that no matter how many heart attacks Yeltzin suffers, he will never die, and in his barmy senility may kill us all in a fit of madness because he still has control of the nuclear button. This is why I have devised a small, extremely low-budget comic strip story, because I thought it might be funny. If you have any further ideas for story lines, email them to me, and I'll try to draw them up. If not, then take a look at: