This is the section where you can read comments sent to me (like there are any - no-one ever writes to me) and also where you can look at graffiti submitted by you the general public to me, the general. If you have a comment to send me it will eventually appear here if it has any entertainment value. Also feel free to submit your very own graffiti to appear on The Wall. Most formats are fine (gif, jpg, bmp, bnp, rspca, nspcc etc.) I will put these on as well as any amusing graffiti I have seen on my travels to the gents, and on some particularly bad evenings, the ladies' room.

 

WARNING: The Wall may contain strong language, and from time to time may smell of urine. Today it also smells of chicken madras in vomit form. If you are OK with this, please enter

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Ah don't like walls, man... TAKE ME HOME, MAN!!!