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Last update: 08/11/99, but you'll have to search to find out what.
Last phone bill: God knows
Last consumption on a piss-up: Who cares? It's neither big nor clever to drink alcohol...
Hurrah, an update finally - weeeeell... I'm at university now, I've got work to do, I have an excuse. NEWSFLASH!!! This site will soon be moving to http://www.krap.8m.com, so go there when I tell you it's ready, but not yet, because it's still being made...
Gary Glitter has been found guilty of handling illegal, underage pornography, and he's going down for four months. This surely is a terrible, terrible punishment for the leader of the porn ring, as he will be living for a third of a whole year with hardened criminals, all of which are OVER eighteen.
I really think I may have offended a good number of people, both homosexuals and Robbie Williams fans, due to my comments about the great entertainer himself being as gay as bent hatter. If this is the case and you are angry with me, please click
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Many women were shocked at the news that the members of Abba wannabes Steps are earning different amounts of money, the men earning as much as twice more than the women. Apparently, this is the case despite the fact that they do as much as the women in the band. However, this is simply not true. The men are forced to act in such a camp manner during dance moves that this alone is worth the extra £50,000 per annum. If equality is what the women want, they really ought to pencil in moustaches and scratch their imaginary testicles onstage.
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Solicitor = O clitoris
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By John Sparrow.
